Field notes from Mike · Published 2026-10-12 · ~5 min read
There is a particular kind of frustrating account where the ads look fine and the results do not.
Cost per click is reasonable. The keywords are the right keywords. The landing page converts at a respectable rate. And yet the cost of an actual booked appointment keeps climbing, so you go back and optimize the ads again, because that is the surface you control and the one every dashboard points you toward.
I was in exactly that loop with a statewide telehealth psychiatry practice earlier this year. Then we instrumented the booking flow itself, step by step, and the answer showed up in about ten minutes.
What the funnel actually showed
Over a 30-day window:
- 809 people started the booking flow
- 321 reached step two
Roughly 60% of prospective patients quit on the first screen. Not the second, not at payment, not at the calendar. The first one.
And then this, which is the part I keep thinking about:
- Step two to step three: 74.5% continued
- Step three to completed booking: 82.8% continued
Everyone who cleared that first screen behaved like a motivated patient. The flow was not broken. The practice was not failing to convert. One screen was quietly disqualifying six out of ten people who had already clicked an ad, read a landing page, decided they wanted care, and started the process of asking for it.
Those are the most expensive visitors the practice buys. They had already done everything right.
The part I did not expect
I assumed mobile would be worse. Smaller screen, thumb typing, distraction, a phone in a waiting room somewhere. That is the conventional wisdom and it is usually true.
It was backwards here.
- Desktop abandonment at step one: 71.2%
- Mobile abandonment at step one: 42.6%
Desktop users were quitting at nearly double the rate. I want to be careful about the explanation, because the data tells you that it happened and not why. A few possibilities are worth considering, and they are hypotheses rather than findings.
Booking widgets are frequently designed mobile-first and then embedded into a desktop page as an afterthought, where they render in an awkward frame, or the first field lands below the fold, or the layout stretches in a way nobody ever looked at. Desktop also carries more competition for attention, since it is a browser with eleven other tabs rather than a single focused screen.
And for this specialty in particular, there may be a privacy dimension. A desktop session is more likely to be a work computer. Starting a psychiatry intake on a work machine, in an open office, is a different act than doing it on your own phone.
I do not know which of those it was. What I do know is that nobody at the practice or the agency had opened that booking flow on a desktop and tried to complete it, which is how a 71% abandonment rate survives for months.
Why this stays invisible
The reason this kind of problem persists is structural, not careless.
Your ad platforms report conversions. They do not report abandonment inside software they do not own. Google Ads will faithfully tell you that cost per conversion went up. It has no way to tell you that the reason is a dropdown on the first screen of a third-party booking tool.
So the metric that moves is the one attached to advertising, and advertising is where everyone looks. You tighten keywords, rewrite ad copy, rebuild the landing page. All reasonable work. None of it touches the actual constraint, which is why the number never improves as much as it should.
There is also an ownership gap. The booking tool usually belongs to operations or whoever set up the EHR. The ads belong to marketing. The handoff between them belongs to nobody, and that is precisely where the patients were being lost.
What we did
We took the finding to the practice, and to their credit they moved on it quickly. They simplified the first step and added detail about what an actual appointment involves, so the opening screen did more reassuring and less interrogating.
Step-one drop-off fell in the weeks that followed. I want to be measured about the size of the claim, since this is one practice over a short window and they were changing other things at the same time. But the direction was immediate and the leak was unmistakably where the data said it was.
What I would do at your practice this week
Open your own booking flow on a desktop and complete it. All the way to a real confirmation. Most practice owners have never done this, or did it once when it launched two years ago. Do it on your phone too, and notice whether they are meaningfully different experiences.
Instrument each step, not just the completion. If your analytics only fires on the thank-you page, you know your conversion rate and nothing about where the failures happen. Every step should emit an event. This is an afternoon of work for whoever manages your tracking.
Count the fields on the first screen and delete what you can move. Anything you could collect at check-in, or at the appointment itself, does not need to stand between a nervous patient and a calendar slot. The first screen's only job is to get someone to the second one.
Split the numbers by device before you conclude anything. The aggregate hid this entirely. 60% overall looks like a design problem everywhere. 71% versus 43% points you at a specific screen on a specific platform.
Check who owns the booking tool. If the answer is "the EHR vendor" or "whoever set that up," you have found why nobody has looked at it.
The thing worth remembering
We were optimizing the part of the funnel we could see, which is the part advertising platforms report on, while the expensive failure sat one layer deeper in software nobody had audited.
The patients who quit on that first screen were not cold traffic. They were people who had already decided they wanted help and were actively trying to ask for it. You cannot buy a better lead than that, and the practice was paying full price to lose them at the door.
Mike Funkhouser is the founder of Practice Growth Co, a healthcare marketing agency focused on patient acquisition for specialty medical practices.

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Mike Funkhouser
Founder, Practice Growth Co
Practice Growth Co builds patient acquisition systems for specialty healthcare practices. 10+ years of field experience across Google Ads, Meta Ads, SEO, and AI search optimization.